Well, the gentleman gave an excellent Christmas gift this year… even after I said I didn’t need anything.

Christmas gift: if money were no object
If money were no object…

If money were no object, I’d put an end to class disparity.

If money were no object, I’d put an end to class disparity.

If money were no object, I’d topple corrupt financial systems for you.
If money were no object, I’d topple corrupt financial systems for you.

If money were no object, I’d end social injustice for you.
If money were no object, I’d end social injustice for you.

If money were no object, I’d end gender inequality for you.
If money were no object, I’d end gender inequality for you.

If money were no object, I’d end world hunger for you.
If money were no object, I’d end world hunger for you.

If money were no object, I'd put an end to student debt crippling a generation for you.
If money were no object, I’d put an end to student debt crippling a generation for you.

If money were no object, I'd put an end to homelessness for you.
If money were no object, I’d put an end to homelessness for you.

But since money is an object, I have paid someone to give you singing lessons.
But since money is an object, I have paid someone to give you singing lessons.

Since money is an object, I paid someone to teach us to make pottery.
Since money is an object, I paid someone to teach us to make pottery.

And after all of that, I have enough to let you get something for yourself.
And after all of that, I have enough to let you get something for yourself.


… Merry Christmas from Maine, 2018!

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