Notes from College

So I’ve been gnawing at a block of chocolate all day, and think I’ve finally stripped my teeth of all that useless enamel. Also, I entered the bad-writing contest here at school, but didn’t write badly enough to win… lose? win?… oh, the shame!. . .

A Cedar Point Summer

“Thank you for calling Cedar Point Central Reservations, my name is Celia. How may I help you?” Yep, this summer I took a job at Cedar Point, an amusement park in Sandusky, Ohio. Sandusky is a lake town with one Wal-mart, 53 hotels, 10. . .

News from College

Today’s Stats: Calories burned on the exercise machines in the dorm basement: 100. Calories eaten today: 1800ish. Part of that which is composed of yummy leftover Halloween chocolates and fried foods: 90%. Classes attended: 2. Classes I actually stayed focused in: 0. Classes in. . .