RATS: a EULA for your new textbook

You agree to the terms of this End User License Agreement (EULA) when you unwrap this Book. If you disagree, immediately return the Book to your campus Bookstore. Yet because your professor requires this book, you must agree. This is an agreement between Resource and Textbook Suppliers (hereafter “RATS”)…

A Cedar Point Summer

“Thank you for calling Cedar Point Central Reservations, my name is Celia. How may I help you?” Yep, this summer I took a job at Cedar Point, an amusement park in Sandusky, Ohio. Sandusky is a lake town with one Wal-mart, 53 hotels, 10 bars, 43 churches (more on…

News from College

Today’s Stats: Calories burned on the exercise machines in the dorm basement: 100. Calories eaten today: 1800ish. Part of that which is composed of yummy leftover Halloween chocolates and fried foods: 90%. Classes attended: 2. Classes I actually stayed focused in: 0. Classes in which my teachers still, mysteriously,…